I feel like such a spoiled brat

had a cigarrette out my window in my bra and pyjama bottoms

And a bloke in the opposite flats came to the window, said “holy shit” and went back in.

slut-user asked: Email me - the address is on my profile...

You may have a hot blog but you’re not a dom, you’re desperate, pathetic misogynist. Now fuck off and have a lovely wank

I actually can’t stand the shitty titles on porn gifs

People trying too hard to be a dom and just failing horribly at it and I can’t remove them on my ipad which makes me sad and embarrassed

Getting out of hard is proving very difficult

Anonymous asked: I would but I'm scared

You have nothing to be scared of with me :)

Anonymous asked: I highly doubt that

Well do it and find out

Anonymous asked: I can't send it to you because then you will know who I am.

Well I’d love to read the poem and know who you are :)


no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit