Anonymous asked: Yay! I like where this friendship is going

Yay! Now come off anon so I know who I’m befriending :)

Anonymous asked: Can we though?

Why ever not?

Anonymous asked: I love noney!

WE CAN BE FRIENDS

Anonymous asked: What do you daydream about?

Not much, I just like to sit and absorb stuff. I don’t really daydream tbh

Anonymous asked: What makes you happy in life?

I wish this was sarcastic, but noney.

Anonymous asked: Drunk from what?

Lots

Anonymous asked: That's not true, you have gorgeous eyes.

To match my pointless existence, maybe.

Anonymous asked: Care to elaborate?

Everyone else I know is special and has unique traits and is loved and I’m just hey

Anonymous asked: Why is that?

Because I’m just such a shit excuse of a friend and human being

Anonymous asked: How are you this evening?

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet :)

ask me questions

I’m drunk again :)

Anonymous asked: I really like a close friend of mine and have no idea how to tell them how I feel and I'm very socially awkward. Suggestions?

Perhaps write a letter? That way it’ll be sentimental, honest and they’ll find out how you feel without fear of social awkwardness? You can never go wrong with a letter :)

WOAH IM FUCKED YASSS

This guy wants to meet up with me before he goes off to uni,

But I’m almost certain he’s going to turn something into an arguement ffs

I should probably sober up before work oops